A 20-year-old Palm Coast, Fla., man made this fake distress call on VHF-FM marine radio channel 16, prompting a two-hour search in Flagler Beach, Fla., by the Coast Guard and Flagler County Fire Flight Wednesday, May 14, 2014. Fake distress calls needlessly place responders in danger and are a waste of time and taxpayer-funded resources. (U.S. Coast Guard audio)